depreshun
fake depression
depreshun by exposed_2020 February 6, 2017
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depreshun
Depreshun is a disease most nine year olds say they have NoT fOr AtTeNtIon
The symptoms are listening to billie eillish, having a vIbE, feeling connected to the song trainwreck.
The symptoms are listening to billie eillish, having a vIbE, feeling connected to the song trainwreck.
9 year old 1- Guys... i have to tell you something
9 year old 2-yeah what
9 year old 1- i have depreshun *cutely bites nail
Me :)- *slaps
9 year old 2-yeah what
9 year old 1- i have depreshun *cutely bites nail
Me :)- *slaps
depreshun by Poppy swaggers July 2, 2021
Related Words
depreshun • Depreshan • depreshaun • depreshon • depreshuse • depresshun • depressunk • depresungy • ✨ depreshon ✨ • depressant
Depresturbation
The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.
Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.
Depresturbation by Matres May 7, 2013
Depressant
depressant
1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.
2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.
3. A relationship.
4. A member of the opposite sex.
1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.
2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.
3. A relationship.
4. A member of the opposite sex.
John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"
Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.
Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.
Depressant by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010
depressingly spicy
Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."
depressingly spicy by Catherine Dif January 30, 2019
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