depreshun 

fake depression

Girl 1: Melody Gay said she suffers from crippling depression
Girl 2: Yeah, depreSHUN tehehe xD

depreshun by exposed_2020 February 6, 2017

depreshun 

Depreshun is a disease most nine year olds say they have NoT fOr AtTeNtIon

The symptoms are listening to billie eillish, having a vIbE, feeling connected to the song trainwreck.

9 year old 1- Guys... i have to tell you something

9 year old 2-yeah what
9 year old 1- i have depreshun *cutely bites nail

Me :)- *slaps

depreshun by Poppy swaggers July 2, 2021

depresungy

hungry and depressed

Oh that guy is depresungy

depresungy by eclpse February 15, 2021

Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.

Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.

Depresturbation by Matres May 7, 2013

Depressant

depressant

1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.

2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.

3. A relationship.

4. A member of the opposite sex.

John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"

Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.

Depressant by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010

depressingly spicy 

When a situation isn't how you want it to be, but it benefits you.

Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."

depressingly spicy by Catherine Dif January 30, 2019

Deprechaun

A self-deprecating leprechaun.

Dude, he's not a leprechaun, he's a deprechaun, but that's what makes him tolerable.

Deprechaun by westernrooster70 April 1, 2015