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Fatman: (Nerd Voice) "So are we gonna LAN DOW TONIGHT?" (Nerd Inhale)
Loser: "SURE FRIEND"

Normal guy: "Wow u guys are total winners"
Winners by Dirtybastard 01 September 26, 2008
Words you can keep
a card that can be relied on to win a trick.
"dummy has the spade ace and two diamond winners at the finish"
winners by Arminkshipper March 15, 2026

winners restart 

Video gamers who continually restart to succeed at a level, battle, or match to avoid a losing record, or to continue ones turn without passing the controller to the next gamer in line.
Dude, what the hell? It's my turn!!!

Whatever dude, that was a winners restart. I'm just about to beat this level.
winners restart by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

winners podium 

When you hold your thumb over your japs eye and let the cum squirt out over a girls face. Just like they do with champagne on a winners podium.
Abdul, look at the tall hot girl over there.

Yeah Muhammad, hot but tall. To come on her face I'd have to use the winners podium technique.
winners podium by spaffInHerFace February 23, 2014

winners pov 

The slogan for twitch streamer and general manager of GenG Esports, Nathan Stanz
Used in reference to say that his stream was the best way to watch a winner.
Guy 1: Who you watching a twitch bud?

Guy 2: oh, just the winners pov, Stanz
winners pov by simpEG October 15, 2020

Winners Soup 

A soup prepared by a restaurant or other such establishment for the critique of film director famous for his Death wish movies, restaurant Critic, and piss poor Esure adverts cunt "it's only a commercial dear" Michael Winner. Usually comprised of a basic soup such as vegetable or minestrone with the added flavoursome highlights of spunk, spit and occasional faeces.
Winners Soup by Protoceratops December 12, 2013

Winners rights 

The right to pot the remaining balls on the table after winning a game of pool.
Dave: Well played, fancy another game?
Sean: Yeah, after my winners rights
Winners rights by Sean2829 July 9, 2016
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