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dendraphiliac 

A dendraphiliac is a person who commits to have sex with trees
You remind me of my sister, shes a dendraphiliac 2
dendraphiliac by regieduboise April 3, 2008

Dendraphiliac 

Someone who likes girls named after trees
Ross is a dendraphiliac and loves Acacia because she possibly has dendrites.
Dendraphiliac by secret friend October 20, 2006

Dendrapheliac 

someone who attempts to have sexual-intercourse with a tree.
damn tree-huggers, they are a bunch of Dendrapheliac's
Dendrapheliac by UrbanDrew December 23, 2008

dendrophilia 

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.
Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb
dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendraphilia 

to have sex with trees
john, who is a dendraphiliac, had sex with a knotty pine
dendraphilia by dendraphiliac October 9, 2008

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.
dendropheliac by aLeXX March 27, 2003
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