demoncracy
"Whoever you vote for, the government always wins"
"Yeah man, what's the point of that elections shit in a demoncracy?"
"Yeah man, what's the point of that elections shit in a demoncracy?"
demoncracy by phlegmy March 5, 2012
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Demoncracy
A Demoncracy is a government elected by and ran in the service of demons. Usually not an original government because to be legal a current democracy has to unanimously sell their souls and vote to sell the citizens souls to a band of demons in order to establish the demoncracy. The leadership is structured around The Daddy (top) The Bitch (vice) & War Daddy (military) followed by The Nobodies who make noise and entertain the citizens.
Demoncracy by saharadryhumor November 16, 2014
Denocracy
Democracy in Denver. Usually referring to legal cannabis, decriminalized mushrooms, and other slack on drug laws.
Adam: Hey, have you tried legal cannabis in Colorado yet?
Candice: No, but I had some decriminalized mushrooms without fear of prosecution thanks to that Denocracy.
Candice: No, but I had some decriminalized mushrooms without fear of prosecution thanks to that Denocracy.
Denocracy by First Man of the Valley May 5, 2019
democracy manifest
When the police arrest you for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, put you in a headlock (they know their judo well), and can't keep their hands off your limp penis.
democracy manifest by Cybersyn November 10, 2020
Social democracy
A government ideology arguing for a mixed economy, where a free market monitored by the government prospers.
While Bernie Sanders dubs himself a democratic socialist, in reality he is closer to the system of social democracy found in Scandinavia
Social democracy by Luke Johns May 11, 2019
Social Democracy
A Social Democracy is essentially Capitalism with strong social programs to protect the marginalized and disabled.
This is not the same thing as Socialism, or Democratic Socialism.
This is not the same thing as Socialism, or Democratic Socialism.
Social Democracy by XDefineThingsX May 5, 2019
Our Democracy
System in which you do and vote exactly as instructed by left-liberal Democratic media and political establishment. Our Democracy™ is often threatened by things such as parents, guns rights, ethnic homogeneity, transparency, voter ID laws, free speech, voting for stuff media and Democratic Party doesn't like, not supporting BLM or any other Current Thing, and many others.
The Atlantic: Allowing parents to decide if teachers should give their children pamphlets about Genderqueer Castration Theory is threatening Our Democracy™
CNN: Voter ID laws would stop illegal immigrants and dead people from voting, and it's threatning Our Democracy™
MSNBC: Watching news networks that don't say the same shit we say is threat to Our Democracy™
CNN: Voter ID laws would stop illegal immigrants and dead people from voting, and it's threatning Our Democracy™
MSNBC: Watching news networks that don't say the same shit we say is threat to Our Democracy™
Our Democracy by karqz November 20, 2022
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