Cybersyn's definitions

cuomophobia

Special case of fredophobia aimed at the Democratic politician Andrew Cuomo or his CNN news anchor brother Chris Cuomo.

"andrew cuomo? more like andrew coomo cuz hes a coomer lmao"
"Whoa calm down with the cuomophobia!"

by Cybersyn November 24, 2020

P-word

Pussy, particularly if it's of the "wet ass" variety. Coined by Ben Shapiro, the cool kids philosopher of the conservative right.

Benny-boy Shaperino: "Beat it up p-word, catch a charge. Extra-large and extra hard, put this p-word right in your face, swipe your nose like a credit card."

by Cybersyn November 15, 2020

democracy manifest

When the police arrest you for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, put you in a headlock (they know their judo well), and can't keep their hands off your limp penis.

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

fert

The actual name of the creature commonly referred to as "ferret." "Ferret" is in fact the wrong word and "fert" is the correct word. Actual ferrets prefer the word "fert" and consider the word "ferret" VERY politically incorrect.

Person: look at the ferret it's SO CUTE
Fert correcting them: Uhm excuse me I think you mean fert not ferret. Ferret is incorrect.
Person: wtf a talking ferret

by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

hasMods

The appropriate response when your favorite streamer humblebrags about playing Among Us with his favorite congresswoman.

Hot girl: Hasan, he's like, instead of a Greek god, he's a Turkish god.
Chat: hasMods

by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

ononono

When you look at this dude and see the top of his head.

look at this dude!
ononono!
look at the top of his head!
look at his lips!

by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

widepeepoHappy

Twitch emote added by the FFZ extension. Used as an expression of pure childlike joy when you come across something that makes you feel warm and happy inside. Opposite of widepeepoSad.

Extra width makes this emote objectively superior to peepoHappy.

When a cute doggo appears on stream.
Chat: "widepeepoHappy"

by Cybersyn October 18, 2020