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Delmus a boy or man that is quite popular usually blonds like him although he doesn't notice them he plays some sport and has a baby face
Girl 1 : Omg I love delmus
Girl 2 : Yah I know you tell me al lot
Delmus by gsjsbbxhs May 29, 2021
Words you can keep
Portmanteau shipping name of the slash pairing of Harry Potter characters Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan. The ship has fics and fan art of its own, and is often a sub-plot in other Harry Potter fanfiction.
Person one: I ship Deamus
Person two: OMG me too!
Person one: It's just so adorable and I love how they're best friends
Person two: I know, I just love the fact that while Ron and Harry were running round under the invisability cloak they were in the dormitory-
Person one: Do you think it's canon?
Person two: I hope so
Person one: Yeah, I think Dean and Ginny was just a clever ruse
Person two: They totally got together after the war
Deamus by MarauderHeart October 25, 2011

tard fam delusion 

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.
*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion
tard fam delusion by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020
Demus is the ship name for Remus (Duke/Intrusive Thoughts) and Deceit from Sanders Sides.

This is probably the most popular ship including Remus because the two obviously have some kind of relationship (whether it be romantic or platonic).
"I ship Anxceit so much!"

"Oh, really? I actually kind of ship Demus more."
Demus by Deceit Sanders August 13, 2019

delusionship

a type of relationship where one person was delusional the whole time, and the relationship never really existed in the first place. it was all in their mind and delusions.
I never dated him, but I had a delusionship with him.
delusionship by emkitten4136 March 7, 2023

Trump Delusion Syndrome

When someone is so supportive of Donald Trump that anothing he does is automatically good or part of some greater plan despite whatever it actually is (see also: 4d chess)
A: why does x think that Trump firing all his staff members in the first few months is a good thing

B: he's just got Trump Delusion Syndrome

A: figures. He called me a cuck yesterday

B: it's ok he does that to everyone within a 5 mile radius

delusional 

Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.
Jon believes he is always right. He's delusional.
delusional by youreajackass April 16, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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