Deamus

Portmanteau shipping name of the slash pairing of Harry Potter characters Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan. The ship has fics and fan art of its own, and is often a sub-plot in other Harry Potter fanfiction.

Person one: I ship Deamus
Person two: OMG me too!
Person one: It's just so adorable and I love how they're best friends
Person two: I know, I just love the fact that while Ron and Harry were running round under the invisability cloak they were in the dormitory-
Person one: Do you think it's canon?
Person two: I hope so
Person one: Yeah, I think Dean and Ginny was just a clever ruse
Person two: They totally got together after the war

by MarauderHeart October 25, 2011

Spaka-Deamus & Pliers

Two people of Spastic persuasion.

In reference to the duo 'Chaka-Demus & Pliers', responsible for 90's classic hit 'Tease Me'

Christ! look at the state of those two ming-mongs ! A right pair of "Spaka-Deamus & Pliers"

by lucyindisguise July 26, 2011

Demus

Demus is the ship name for Remus (Duke/Intrusive Thoughts) and Deceit from Sanders Sides.

This is probably the most popular ship including Remus because the two obviously have some kind of relationship (whether it be romantic or platonic).

"I ship Anxceit so much!"

"Oh, really? I actually kind of ship Demus more."

by Deceit Sanders August 13, 2019

Deanus

Deanus is a Latin aphorism usually translated as "small" or "unsightly". Deanus has evolved in the English language to also include anything that is cheap and/or nasty.

Deanus has been adopted by numerous languages examples below:
English - Dean
Greek - Deanusopolos
Fijian- Dee-ni Wee-ni
Italian - Dinus
Hindi - Deanus Sutra
Korean - Dean Jong Small
Norwegian - Djornus Smallus
Australian Aboriginal - Deanusamooloowooloo
Polish – Dupa

Oh my god! I just saw that guy naked and he is such a deanus.

Dude, stop being such a deanus.

Captain, we are now approaching the Planet Deanus.

by Dumkopf July 5, 2016

Demused

The state of having absolutely no ability or desire to participate in anything beautiful, useful, noble, or artistic. It describes someone who not only lost the confidence or the energy to create, but who decided that these kinds of endeavors were a waste. The human spark is extinguished from such a person and all that is left is a hollow consumer shell.

Antonym of Bemused, the state of being inexplicably distracted, which was thought to be a result of being visited by one of the mythical Muses, who granted talents in the arts and sciences.

While only a Muse can Bemuse someone, many people and groups are capable of Demusing others, including fraternities, Joel Osteen, shift supervisors, Clear Channel Radio Stations, Jeff Foxworthy, people who make Disney movies, anybody who works for Verizon, Tom Clancy, Thomas Kinkade, Paula Deen, Instagram, Reddit, the Grand Theft Auto franchise, etc.

A: He used to be so smart and creative, now all he does is drink on the weekends and play video games. When did he get demused?

B: He went to WVU.

by Deathriddle July 4, 2012

demusing

Someting that is no longer funny

That joke was good first time I heard it, but now its demusing

by timciren April 8, 2011

Deanus

A penis that is shrivled up, deformed, unstable, and very very inactive

Man, I feel bad for that guy he has a Deanus, I doubt he will ever get a girl.

by oshitwaddupdatboi July 11, 2016