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v. To remove unwanted items from a culinary creation.
Crap! I forgot to ask for no tomatoes. Guess I'll just have to delouse my burger.
delouse by The Grammar Nazi January 4, 2002
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To remove a person from your friend's list in a social network, be it virtual or real. This depends on one thing: the so-called friend has been a real Judas, a bane rather than a boon and someone who has a negative vibe around them. Just like lice or any other parasitic insect, they suck the essence of life out of you. So to remove them would mean to delouse them
He was spreading a lot of shit about me on Facebook, so I deloused him and some of my friends followed suit.
delouse by Kay-MaaN July 19, 2011
N; a derogatory term used to describe a performer of heinous, property-damaging crimes.
Ugh! He slashed my tires and soaped my windows! What a delouser.
delouse by The Coolest One November 29, 2004

delosexual 

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.
fuck you delosexual
delosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017
calm down hayden, derouse
derouse by yam$ February 24, 2020
Generally only with men to deloust. Means to have a good scrub. Includes the three 'S's. A shit, shower and a shave.
Guy #1. Are you coming out on the pull tonight?
Guy #2. Yer i just gotta deloust first.
Deloust by Superspan May 20, 2009
A term that refers to a cat, based on cats being known as a mouse's natural predator. Name for cats that imply that they are the bane of a mouse's existence.
Friend: "oh I see you have a cat. i bet he's good at catching them mice huh?"
Owner: "oh yes, he's a very good little demouser."
Demouser by BioHaz8888 October 15, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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