The excited, confused, inappropraite state of mind a medical student reaches during finals
time. It is a syndrome of acute onset characterized by uncontrollable gchating, youtubing, facebooking, google+ing, sneaking food in the library, as well as an exponential increase in the amount of breaks to "make peepees", due to caffeine overdosing. The syndrome can be aggravated by accelerated medical school programs of the caribbean nature. In this
case, those affected, rather than actively working on a
tan, are working on a DVT directly correlated to sitting on a
desk for
22 hours straight. Complete resolution and healing is expected within 7-10 days
post examination. Recovery is accelerated by
alcohol, sleeping, stuffing one's face with food, and avoiding all direct and indirect contact with studyproducts and the such. Condition is highly infectious.
Frederica: What
time are you going
home?
Me: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....... Academic delirium currently in progress...............have to get through another
86 hours of adaboobies, yakaboots, pandybear, and da beevs. Wanna get another coffee?