Dehydroxation

A common workout technique where you do not drink any fluids during your workout session and then right after drink your protein, thus making your muscles dehydrated so that they will absorb evey last nutrient you put in after a long and hard workout.

1)
Brendan: Dang Tom your looking huge what's your secret?
Tom: Dehydroxation man, shit really works!
2)
Only the best body builders know about dehydroxation!

Dehydroxation by Body building man November 6, 2011

dehydration

1) The loss of too much body fluid through frequent urinating, sweating, diarrhea or vomiting.
2) A state that occurs when not enough fluid is present to fulfill the body's fluid needs.
3) A condition in which the body loses more water than it takes in.

Excessive workout without water intake might lead to dehydration! So make sure u keep the fluid intake good.

dehydration by Aashish Dhand January 4, 2009

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

Dehydration by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Dehydration Quaff 

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

Dehydration Quaff by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Culinary Dehydration 

The effect of eating either very salty, or very spicy foods which leave you so thirsty, that you feel as if you are literally dehydrated.

"Dude, last night I tried Jamaican food for the first time, and even though that jerk chicken was great, after I got home, I spent the whole night chugging down water by the gallons...I was suffering from Culinary Dehydration!"

Culinary Dehydration by RacerboyGTR May 24, 2009

dehydration station 

An empty water station, that makes you feel dehydrated when you try to take water from it

the hydration station is currently a dehydration station

dehydration station by hungryhippo12 April 17, 2017

Dehydration Gun 

The inverse of a Chekhov's Gun.

A literary device that would be perceived as vital to the plot of a story, only to hold little to no actual significance later.

Not to be confused with a Red Herring, which are used intentionally to mislead or distract the reader. A Dehydration Gun would commonly result from poor writing decisions, or plot holes.

The term derives from an item of the same name, in the movie 'Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate', where it would have been a valid solution to many of the obstacles the movie provides, but is not used.

"Wait... Couldn't they have just used that thing from the beginning of the story?"

"I know, right? But no, it just turned out to be a Dehydration Gun."

Dehydration Gun by C.A.I.S.E_E May 15, 2024