IhaveHIV's definitions

Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

shussing

pissing shitting and cumming

I am shussing, bitch!

by IhaveHIV August 10, 2022

Logicaphobia

The fear of logic

Every Karen on earth has Logicaphobia

by IhaveHIV January 2, 2021

Boiling Pot

Pissing into a pot and throwing it at someone

He didn't know he was about to get a Boiling Pot

by IhaveHIV December 22, 2021

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Do women be shoppin?

I question that only true men answer with yes

Do women be shoppin? Yes

by IhaveHIV October 26, 2020