IhaveHIV's definitions

American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit

So I gave myself an american rub

by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020

April 30th

Suck your own dick day.

Hey man, it's April 30th, I need lube and some assistance

by IhaveHIV April 16, 2021

Metaliphobic

The fear of listening to metal. Some people who are sluts and simps. Some motherfucking Christians might try to take metal artists to church, get 69 candles, invite 420 people on a fucking Sunday with a cross trying to believe in the fucking lord because they fucking thing was fucking satan himself trying to get world domination. This is really the society we live in. Also, (nice grammar) lookup metal with the media and see what happens

Hey fucker, you metaliphobic? Go get a life bastard

by IhaveHIV May 4, 2020

Konifuckinchiwamotherfuckinjapaneseshittyanimeboy

A saying used by 12-year olds to say "Hello, Japanese person"

"Konifuckinchiwamotherfuckinjapaneseshittyanimeboy"
"Oh hi"

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020