Defunkulated 

A combination of the deflicted and funky. Term used when one is feeling indesribaly crappy ar weird.

Dude how are you feeling? You don't look too well!

I don't know mad I just feel defunkulated

Defunkulated by freakykiki February 22, 2011

Defuckulate 

To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.

"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"

Defuckulate by Mister Bee February 7, 2009

defunkitated 

Messed up, jacked up, wrong in every way shape and format

Dude that afro is defunkitated! You need to pick that (beep) out!, Yo!

defunkitated by Lanea nd Free January 29, 2007

defunkitated 

Defunkitated <D-Funk-Eh-Tate-Ed>

Defunkitated is a word meaning something that is generally strange, wierd, messed up, or different in an odd way. It sort of a strange mixture of odd, wierd, and messed up.

Defunkitated was brought about some time late in 2002. It is believed to have been first coined by a guy named Zechariah of Jupiter Farms Florida. The story says that Zechariah was talking to his brothers Norman and Jeremiah when he used it for the first time. The brothers asked Zechariah what it meant, but he could not tell them. Later on he used it in many sentences such as, "You know, like... That chick is so defunkitated!" or "Man, I have been working so long that my brain has become a defunkitated mess."

Claims say that Zechariah started to use the word online over games such as Diablo 2 and Starcraft, and at parties with his friends.

It is believed that the word became so widely used because of the influence that Florida has on underground music, new up and coming artists, and the movie industry. Not to mention the wide use of the word over the internet. Eventually the word became popular in the underground scene and that led to it being coined an Urban Word.

Defunkitated also has many run offs that were later created. These include, but are not limited to (In no specific order):

Defunked <D-Funk-D>
"Bro, that stuff has been defunked."

Defunkified <D-Funk-If-Eyed>
"Well, isn't this just a defunkified situation to be getting myself into."

Defunk <D-Funk>
"Stay back, I wouldn't want to catch the defunk that you are spreading."

Defunkitation <D-Funk-Eh-Tay-Shun>
"This article is full of defunkitation."

Defunkitardation <D-Funk-Eh-Tard-A-Shun>
"If the defunkitardation of that man doesn't kill us all it will at least make us stupid."

Defunking <D-Funk-Ing>
"Dude, the defunking nature of that kid makes me feel bad for him."

Defunkable <D-Funk-Ah-Bull>
"My car is un-defunkable."

Defunker <D-Funk-Err>
"That guy is a defunker, he ruins everything."

defunkitated by James - J-Town November 14, 2006

defunkitated 

wierd, odd, stupid, or just plain idiotic.

Dude, thats defunkitated

defunkitated by Stink November 25, 2003

defunkitated 

wack, weird

That guy has some defunkitated shoes!

defunkitated by megan May 28, 2004

defunkulating 

the act of decreasing a person's mental funkiness by any method including public shaming, vandalism, assault or murder.

"Bro did you see the fight at lunch? Marli got totally defunkulated!"
"Oi give me back my highlighter or I will thoroughly defunkulate you!"
"Do you want me to teach you the art of defunkulating?"

defunkulating by The Man Who Licks Windows May 16, 2023