Decoyr

A decorative item intended to distract observer from something else.

Sarah Palin serves as a decoyr from failed economic policies

by DrSigrid October 28, 2008

interior decorator

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

by imadegenerate June 11, 2021

decorationalisation

Describes the process of attempting to improve the appearance of a room or a house by painting,wallpapering,changing the floorcovering or modifying ornamentation

The realtor (estate agent) explained that given the neglected state of the property,some basic decorationalisation would probably increase the value considerably

by marshallasthefish April 11, 2010

Decorating Mahogany

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

by salu1999 May 25, 2010

Decoy Porn

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.

Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.

by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009

Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

by bachass April 24, 2010

DeCorian

He is that special guy every girl looks for. He’s the sweetest boy you will ever meet and he has a lil shy side to him. He stays to himself a lot because he been hurt in his past. He respects all women and has the biggest heart that you can image, but he has another side of him that you have to figure out for yourself.

I want to date DeCorian sooo bad, but idk if he likes me.

by Shethaone November 24, 2018