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depastifying 

v. (de-pay-stih-fie-ing) --
1. the act of dewhitening yo ass
2. tanning after a long winter of hibernation
After being in the office all winter and losing her Miami tan, Amy decided to go to a tanning salon to depastify her whiteness so she could go to the beach this summer without blinding all the people.
depastifying by Syda May 5, 2005

decatify 

This is what often needs to be done after a person and their cats have moved out of a place. It is the process of removing all dander and fine fur from a house or apartment, so that people with severe cat allergies can live their without taking a constant supply of allergy medication, and having their asthma triggered.
We really needed to decatify the apartment before moving in. Before we decatified the apartment, even after the professional carpet cleaners and cleaning crew came in, I kept on sneezing and wheezing. When I washed down the walls and rinsed off the wash cloth, loads of fine fur and dander was suspended in the water. Gross!
decatify by ecologyprof January 1, 2013

debautury 

Incorrect: "Its going to be a nite of debautury. Your invited!"

Correct: "It's going to be a night of debauchery. You're invited!"
debautury by Das Grammar Nazi January 9, 2010

defatify 

1. To desparately try to get rid of the "spring sixty" after binging on margaritas, homemade cookies, and whatever else you came across while in paradise/your cupboards at home for the past seven days.
2. To excessively eat grass and seeds while working out four times per day.
Although the two gorgeous college students had a fabulous spring break, the unfortunate consequence was having to DEFATIFY for the next six weeks in order to be able to wear shorts in the summer.
defatify by GROC!! March 22, 2003

decutify 

Decutify, when you get home from school, immediately put up your hair, take off your makeup, and put on sweat pants. You were cute, 5 minutes ago.
I'm going to go decutify myself as soon as I get home.
decutify by Emhal January 25, 2016

defartify 

The process in which you spray air freshener to remove the toxic and/or nauseating smell of a fart from an area or room
His wife sprayed air freshener to defartify the hallway after he let out a nauseating fart.
defartify by Somomma March 30, 2022
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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