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decutify
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Decutify, when you get home from school,
immediately
put up your hair, take off your makeup, and put on
sweat pants
. You were cute,
5 minutes
ago.
I'm going to go
decutify myself
as soon as
I get
home
.
decutify
by
Emhal
January 25, 2016
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