defatify 

1. To desparately try to get rid of the "spring sixty" after binging on margaritas, homemade cookies, and whatever else you came across while in paradise/your cupboards at home for the past seven days.
2. To excessively eat grass and seeds while working out four times per day.

Although the two gorgeous college students had a fabulous spring break, the unfortunate consequence was having to DEFATIFY for the next six weeks in order to be able to wear shorts in the summer.

defatify by GROC!! March 22, 2003

decatify 

This is what often needs to be done after a person and their cats have moved out of a place. It is the process of removing all dander and fine fur from a house or apartment, so that people with severe cat allergies can live their without taking a constant supply of allergy medication, and having their asthma triggered.

We really needed to decatify the apartment before moving in. Before we decatified the apartment, even after the professional carpet cleaners and cleaning crew came in, I kept on sneezing and wheezing. When I washed down the walls and rinsed off the wash cloth, loads of fine fur and dander was suspended in the water. Gross!

decatify by ecologyprof January 1, 2013

defatification 

Losing a shit ton of weight in a short period of time and being a supreme badass for it because you didn't lose a bet as a result.

I lost 90 pounds in 8 months and did not lose my bet to a douche bag. That is the ultimate defatification.

defatification by The winner of the Bet December 7, 2013

defartify 

The process in which you spray air freshener to remove the toxic and/or nauseating smell of a fart from an area or room

His wife sprayed air freshener to defartify the hallway after he let out a nauseating fart.

defartify by Somomma March 30, 2022