Dead grandpa
When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Dead grandpa by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023
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dead grandma
n., a used car gifted to a college student but that formerly belonged to a formerly living relative. Easily recognizable by its vast size and American make. Originated at the University of Virginia in the 90's. Also known as "dead relative", "dead grandpa", or "dead uncle".
Josh, your 1985 Lincoln Town Car is clearly a dead grandma. It takes up 2 spaces in the dorm parking lot and smells of thanatopsis.
dead grandma by Fire Me Hotly May 27, 2009
On yo dead grandma
A term used in a aggressive manner to display your passion in the truth of what you are saying or doing. It is a very escalated version of on my grandma. Not only is it on a grandma, it is yours...and she's dead. (currently or predestined)
dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.
dinkle: *cries* you right.
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.
dinkle: *cries* you right.
On yo dead grandma by KevOnGod May 3, 2021
Dead grandma
When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Dead grandma by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022
on dead grandma
on dead grandma by Missfresh504 November 16, 2017
byrems dead grandma
T his sentence can be used in many ways. mainly used to describe the ways byrem, and others grandmas have passed away such as meaning, byrems dead grandma is happening again!
byrems dead grandma by anonymous November 15, 2023
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