Davidgasm

The act of a person named David, who in which enacts in a inappropriate manner, with little to no reason to do so.

My goodness would you stop Davidgasming, its quite annoying.

by - Sir Gasmic March 1, 2020

dadgasm

When your dad gets overly excited from something dorky that only dads like

I knew dad would have a dadgasm from the terracotta display at the met.

by Billy Goldstein April 14, 2016

Davidism

A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.

Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.

by DAB#2 June 15, 2019

Davidism

A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.

Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.

by God, aka David February 11, 2009

davidism

A davidism describes an action that any person named David has done. These are often akward, strange occurences leaving you wondering, "What just happened?" A davidism can occur at any given time. The only requirement is that David is the cause of it.

Wow, another Davidism. Really surpising coming from you David.

by R919 November 27, 2007

Davidism

A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.

"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"

by Follower of David January 10, 2020

Davidcampcounselor

The best editor on tik tok, and a very kind person in general. Loves camping and the color green! Also all different types of trees! Emoticons>Emojis (≧∇≦)
Love all of you!

Davidcampcounselor is proud of you! Davidcampcounselor loves you!

by Davidcampcounselor June 25, 2021