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Nashville Skinny 

Nashville Skinny Someone who has become skinny not by choice, but rather because they have eaten very little over the duration of several days. This could be due to a lack of communication or little access to real food. The idea of food is enough to make you full.
The term originated at a fraternity formal in Nashville. Said female-date only consumed a donut, orange juice and peanut m&m's over the course of 3 days and was able to survive. The lack in nutrition led her to be "Nashville Skinny" as a result.
My stomach seems to have grown a bit after eating that quesadilla, I think I'm losing my Nashville Skinny.
Nashville Skinny by NashvilleSkinny November 23, 2018

Nashvilled 

Getting "Nashvilled" is a growing phenomenon in the city of Nashville, TN. The phenomenon occurs when a friend, old friend, acquaintance, Facebook friend, former work associate, someone you played a show with one time, or just some person you talked to at a party the night before, PRETENDS not to know who you are. Especially when you see them in a setting that is different from the context in which you met them (i.e. at a bar, while their working at starbucks, mutual friends party, etc...). It's not that they simply forgot who you are or that every self-involved douche in Nashville all of the sudden got dementia, it's that you have nothing to offer them (i.e. record deal) or that your not Hayden Panettiere or Ben Folds.

DISCLAIMER: NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH FACE BLINDNESS, in which a human has mental block to where they cannot remember faces.
Stan and Horace spot each other at Frothy Monkey Coffee shop, Stan looks down immediately and pretends not to see Horace...a few hours later Horace gets up and goes toward Stan.

Horace: Hey Stan, good to see you buddy, you look well.
Stan: (looks up from MacBook Air with a "confused" look): Have we met?
Horace: Yeah bro, we were roommates for like 3 semesters at Belmont.
Stan: (looks at Horace in silence, then at hipster friends who do not wear shoes inside buildings, and shrugs)
Horace: Am I getting nashvilled bro?....

Fast Forward 3 weeks later, Horace spots Stan again, and Stan immediately looks away. Horace, being an actual a Nashville native has nothing to prove and an has an understanding of BASIC SOCIAL ETIQUETTE, immediately walks over to Stan.

Horace: (thinking: surely he remembers me this time, I was the only person he knew at the party last night and we talked for over 3 hours)

Hey Stan, how are you?
Stan: I'm sorry do I know you?
Horace: WTF? am I being nashvilled by you again??....
Nashvilled by Nashvilled December 4, 2013

danville girl 

A Danville Girl is like a stereotypical white girl, but worse. The typical danville girl lives on Starbucks, Vitality Bowl, and Cream, and is rarely found wearing any other clothing brand besides Lulu Lemon leggings, Brandy Melville, uggs, and Converse High Tops. They usually wake up at 6 am every morning to flat iron the absolute shit out of their hair and put on way too much eyeliner for school, even though they say they slept in and woke up at 7:10 and almost missed their bus for the illusion that they look that way naturally. After school every day, they can be seen in a large group, often times wearing matching skirts, taking a photo on their white iPhones. Danville Girls are the type of girls that can make even a Camelback waterbottle mainstream. Danville Girls try to flaunt their virtually non-existent boobs, and think every guy they talk to wants to date them. They think they are hipsters, and are all wannabe tumblr girls. They frequently throw parties whenever they get a new 100 followers on Instagram. Danville Girls only travel in large heards, much like zombies, and they will appear lost if they are ever alone. When they sneeze, they scream to attract as much attention to themselves as possible. They are, for lack of a better word, attention whores. If you ever find yourself in the wake of a Danville Girl, either run, or give her a starbucks giftcard as a peace offering.
Macey: Oh no! I'm surrounded by Danville Girls!
Olivia: Drop your frappuccino and run!
danville girl by Marilyn 5SOS September 30, 2013

Nashville Paperweight 

Defecating on a coworker's desk - usually while they're on vacation.
Joe enjoyed his trip to the Bahamas, but - upon returning to work - he was dismayed to find that Frank had left him a Nashville Paperweight.

Nashville School of the Arts 

A school located in, you guessed it, Nashville, TN. It's a lot like the movie Fame if the movie Fame was made up entirely of the bits where they smoked pot. I've heard that people occasionally learn things there, but that is still unconfirmed.
I got kicked out of Nashville School of the Arts.

nashville choker 

When someone chokes you with a bolo tie.
We were going at it last night with nothing on except my boots and bolo tie , when he gave me the Nashville choker.
nashville choker by vaGina August 12, 2017