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darrensexual 

the sexual attraction to darren westbrooke
a: did you see darren over there?
e: dude im definitely darrensexual after seeing that ass
darrensexual by timmytubbo April 2, 2022
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Change Darrens 

To make a huge change or alteration and not address it in any way. Inspired by the 60's TV show "Bewitched", where the actor playing Darren was suddenly replaced without any explanation, Dick Sargent for Dick York.
"Dude, you showed up with that new girl after being married for 15 years; I had to keep a straight face despite the fact that you totally Changed Darrens!"
Change Darrens by Roland D. Lebay September 14, 2005
Is most likely the sweetest person you'll ever meet. Known as the popular nerdy kid who is very friendly, funny and just all around amazing . This person has a huge heart and is always thinking of someone else. This person will never show that they are hurting or upset on the outside to spare everyone else the trouble of worrying about them . They are always around people ( because honestly they don't like being alone ). Even though this person might know just about every single person in school it's pretty easy to tell who their best friends are. They will completely stick up for a friend and ,if you're that close, maybe even risk their life for you. Usually shy around people they don't know but as soon as this person is comfortable around you there's no turning back they'll be in your life forever. However don't be fooled by the nice guy act because this person is a complete freak in the sheets, they are totally selfless and can only truly get pleasure when the partner is satisfied. Don't let one of these few people that are blessed with this name slip away because once they are gone you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
" Man, have you met that kid Dervens? He is so awesome! "
Dervens by The Goofy kid July 24, 2015
Darlens is a type of person who is nice and caring for others he apparently is the best boyfriend
Wow darlens is the best
darlens by Ghost kidd February 25, 2018

Darfense 

Darfense is playing Soccer defense the right way! A Darfender scores on defense and runs the whole pitch on defense while breaking ankles.
Darfenders take penalty kicks... And score them.

Darfenders are the best Soccer players without a doubt.
“Coach, I’m just gonna play darfense instead m’kay?”

“I’m a darfender so I play everything.”
Darfense by TotallyNotDarvin October 11, 2019
Amazing friend, someone who knows how to make you laugh any time any where. If you're in a bad mood he can use his Darven rituals to bring anyone back from the dead and can make your day better. Some times mistake him for Jesus.
Chelsey: Lauren, i swear to god.. i think god paid me a visit last night, because i found a bag with a thousand dollars in it!

Lauren: No that was just a Darven.
Darven by laurbby1234 July 16, 2009