Darfense

Darfense is playing Soccer defense the right way! A Darfender scores on defense and runs the whole pitch on defense while breaking ankles.
Darfenders take penalty kicks... And score them.

Darfenders are the best Soccer players without a doubt.

“Coach, I’m just gonna play darfense instead m’kay?”

“I’m a darfender so I play everything.”

by TotallyNotDarvin October 11, 2019

darrensexual

the sexual attraction to darren westbrooke

a: did you see darren over there?
e: dude im definitely darrensexual after seeing that ass

by timmytubbo April 2, 2022

darrensexual

a sexuality simply for being obsessed with darren criss.

person A) “so what’s your sexuality?”
person B) “...i’m darrensexual”

by klainegelic January 24, 2021