Dervens

Is most likely the sweetest person you'll ever meet. Known as the popular nerdy kid who is very friendly, funny and just all around amazing . This person has a huge heart and is always thinking of someone else. This person will never show that they are hurting or upset on the outside to spare everyone else the trouble of worrying about them . They are always around people ( because honestly they don't like being alone ). Even though this person might know just about every single person in school it's pretty easy to tell who their best friends are. They will completely stick up for a friend and ,if you're that close, maybe even risk their life for you. Usually shy around people they don't know but as soon as this person is comfortable around you there's no turning back they'll be in your life forever. However don't be fooled by the nice guy act because this person is a complete freak in the sheets, they are totally selfless and can only truly get pleasure when the partner is satisfied. Don't let one of these few people that are blessed with this name slip away because once they are gone you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

" Man, have you met that kid Dervens? He is so awesome! "

by The Goofy kid July 24, 2015

Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.

Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"

by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

dervenis

1) a person of irrelevance that most people do not like. They are both unimportant, and annoying.

1) oh shit, the dervenis is coming, everybody try and hide.

by josiieelovessantoinee March 7, 2009

Horse dervees

The silly word that comes out of children's and preteen's mouths when they don't know how to pronounce 'hors d'oerves'. Can lead to some interesting converstations.

Mrs. Connor, I really like your horse dervees. My favorite is the one with the cheese on a stick.

by gr33kbo1 July 29, 2010

Darvens

hes so stuck up omg hes in that group with "THE BOYZ" ismail, riley, jesus, nicholas, and rickerly. in my class hes one of the worst guys ever i met. never approach a darvens EVER.

yo is that a darvens?? man i should look the other way..

by cupidfantasy June 16, 2022

Derventio

Dangerous disease, caused by excessive use of tea.
Symptoms: Often taking(too long) breakes for drinking tea tea, being obsessed by farming tea, other herbs, and trees.
Also listening alot Limp Bizkit, and being very unlucky (especially in video games) is very common by infected people.
However, there are also smaller side effects, like naming things(chat channels ect.) after their obsessions.
Unfortunately, there is no way to cure this disease, exept

When u got this disease, it's highly advised to look for a Derventio expert, such as a psychiatrist.

'You shouldn't drink that much tea my dear son, you don't want to get Derventio, do you?'

'Cor Blimey! Put your music volume down, that Limp Bizkit is ruining my ears, you've got Derventio or something?!'

by Ammer & Randy July 8, 2009

derrensplain

Essentially, 'Derrensplaining' is when, basically, Derren explains something that nobody cares about.

I just got Derrensplained, totally unconsentfully.

by ollyboll September 13, 2019