Dantini 

noun. In an office setting, it's when one normal hard-working co-worker gets a lecture/story from a rude, annoying co-worker (usually named Dan) about something that is completely unimportant and irrelevant to the normal co-worker, and the lecture or story is most commonly about something that has already been heard by everyone numerous times.

It can take anywhere from a couple of minutes to a half-hour to finish a Dantini, but the effects won't wear off for days in some cases. It is not uncommon to get multiple Dantini's in one day. Dantini's can be received in person, over the phone, secondhand, or even via e-mail. Dantini's can be received as a group or as an individual.

I just got my second Dantini of the day, and I'm not feeling very good. Can you take my keys and give me a ride home?

Dantini by Upchuckndie December 9, 2008

Mark Dantonio 

Wasnt he the guy who covered up sexual assaults by his players. See also Tom Izzo

Mark Dantonio should be in jail

Mark Dantonio by 101_real_nigga February 9, 2018

Danting

1. To scream and/or cry at innapropriate times.
2. To shout random things that make you look bad.
3. To crave men.

Mike: "DUDE THAT WAS REDUNKULOUS!!!!"
Alan: "Stop danting please, my ears are bleeding."

Danting by Alan Bayse November 15, 2007

Mark Dantonio 

Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.

Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.

MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.

MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.

MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).

MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.

Mark Dantonio by XYZ1000 August 5, 2011

Dantoniowned 

1.) Being beat in football by a team coached by Mark Dantonio, whether he is coaching at Cincinnati, Michigan State, or any other school he may go to in the future. Always followed by an exclamation point!

1.) Next year Rich Rodriguez and the Wolverines are gonna get Dantoniowned!

Dantoniowned by MSUSpartan October 16, 2008

Dartini 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
Pink Lemonade
Vodka
Golden Star Dust

Let's go out and get a Dartini

Dartini by Thepersonn October 11, 2021

Danting

The act of dancing whilst sitting down

Look at that loser danting in his chair

Danting by Mr Mirko December 11, 2014