dantonia

Piece of shit Motherfuckers who never hangout with anyone but themselves. they live in a pig sty that they claim to call number 13 TAWA which smells like rotten dick cheese crossed with Antonia's BO. They rush everything and always miss their lectures along with everything that happens around them.

Lizzy : "What's that foul smell?"
Rhys: "That must be a wild dantonia"
Chunney: "smells like an imploding relationship"

dantonia by Lauren Clapp-attack May 14, 2021

Mark Dantonio 

Wasnt he the guy who covered up sexual assaults by his players. See also Tom Izzo

Mark Dantonio should be in jail

Mark Dantonio by 101_real_nigga February 9, 2018

Dantopia 

A state of happiness, confidence, and inner peace. Often used to describe the emotion felt after some important life event.

From the smile on Susie's lips as she gazed out the window, oblivious to all the chaos around her, I could tell she was in Dantopia.

Jake was in Dantopia now that Jessica had agreed to go to prom with him.

Dantopia by Daniel Stratosphere January 7, 2008

Mark Dantonio 

Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.

Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.

MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.

MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.

MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).

MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.

Mark Dantonio by XYZ1000 August 5, 2011

Dantoniowned 

1.) Being beat in football by a team coached by Mark Dantonio, whether he is coaching at Cincinnati, Michigan State, or any other school he may go to in the future. Always followed by an exclamation point!

1.) Next year Rich Rodriguez and the Wolverines are gonna get Dantoniowned!

Dantoniowned by MSUSpartan October 16, 2008

dankonia 

dank ass weed, good buds

Jamal: Nigga u wanna hit dis kush?
Tyrone: Son i dont fucks wit that bullshit i only smoke dat dankonia

dankonia by knockboot September 20, 2007

danconia 

A sussy bakka that is in need of punishment

"tony's a danconia, he has been in electrical a lot recently"

danconia by thefistereres June 11, 2021