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Dante with both hands 

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.
"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

pulling a dante

Wearing Sunglasses inside. Most likely seen at parties.
He wore sunglasses to a party!
Woah dude, he's Pulling a Dante
pulling a dante by SaltElements June 14, 2014
A type of Electronic/Techno music with rapid beats and often, extreme distortion. It can contain clips from other songs or new melodies all together. Usually created/performed by one person, but is not limited to. Often involves modification of different sound and beats to make them more rough sounding.
that new Dancecore CD is the shit!
Dancecore by Tucker6891 October 26, 2008

dirty dante 

The act of bouncing your penis off the forehead of a MILF in the back of a ice cream truck.
“I couldn’t get the smell of ice cream off my penis for a week after that dirty dante.
dirty dante by LOLurAdopted April 1, 2020

Danecdote 

The name of a series created by YouTuber, Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) where he retells stories from his life, essentially "Dan's Anecdotes
Dan: "Hello Internet! Time for another Danecdote!"
Danecdote by Crazy_Pikachu22 July 17, 2014

Dante East 

The arch nemesis of Kanye West, he is most known as the master mind behind the keeping up with the Kardashians film set bombing of 2031, he is also the the reason Kanye didn't win the 2020 election by using his corrupt influence in electoral college.

(spoilers incoming click away if you haven't read the manga)

In Kanyes' 2069 album yeezyz' nuts, it is revealed that both Kanye West and Dante East are ye-incarnations of ancient warriors destined to battle each other for the fate of the universe.
I saw Dante East wrestling a T-Rex yesterday; it was the most badass thing I'd ever seen.
Dante East by Frosty Dice July 21, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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