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Dankywank • Danky wanky • Dankwanker • dankyhanky • dankypank • dank wank • danky dank • Danky Panky • dank twank • dank yank
Dankwanker
One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.
Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
Dankwanker by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014
dankalankadingdong
A high form of dankness. The highest class of awesome. Anything can be dank, but it has to be really great to be dankalankadingdong.
"These ruffles cheddar cheese chips are dankalankadingdong."
.or.
"going to the beach would be dankalankadingdong."
.or.
"going to the beach would be dankalankadingdong."
dankalankadingdong by madeinguam June 5, 2009
Dankwanker
An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.
"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
Dankwanker by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014
Dankwanker
A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.
"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
Dankwanker by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014
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