Dankywank

Enjoying a session of self-pleasure under the influence of marijuana.

Jason: Breh last night I came home after the party high af and had myself a little "dankywank"!
Larry: That's too much info man...

by what breh September 13, 2015

dankalank

The Dankest dankness available from any provider of the dankity dankness.

"Yo, lets go pick up some of that DANKALANK once we get our child support check."

by Darnalll December 10, 2008

Dankwanker

One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.

Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker

by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014

dannywanny

(adj) A word describing people who are insanely annoying

He is such a dannywanny!

by skilledjj February 8, 2018

dankalankadingdong

A high form of dankness. The highest class of awesome. Anything can be dank, but it has to be really great to be dankalankadingdong.

"These ruffles cheddar cheese chips are dankalankadingdong."
.or.
"going to the beach would be dankalankadingdong."

by madeinguam June 5, 2009

Dankwanker

An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.

"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"

by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014

Dankwanker

A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.

"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."

by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014