One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.
Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014
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"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014
Get the Dankwanker mug.A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.
"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014
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Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.
Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.
Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
*Boy walks passed*
Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life
Girl 2: What about your ex?
Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life
Girl 2: What about your ex?
Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
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