dankypank

a fucking good pancake with weed in it.

That dankypank is the shit

by genafucke December 19, 2006

dankalank

The Dankest dankness available from any provider of the dankity dankness.

"Yo, lets go pick up some of that DANKALANK once we get our child support check."

by Darnalll December 10, 2008

hankypankying

having sexual intercourse with your bitch

YO DAWG!

I was caught hankypankying with my bitch, I grabbed her hair and pinned that ass towards the wall while she screamed my fucking name.

by SwaggyDawg69420 March 3, 2014

Dankwanker

One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.

Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker

by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014

wankypanky

the act of a dude showing his vagina for all to see

Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy

by baller156383 March 2, 2011

dankalankadingdong

A high form of dankness. The highest class of awesome. Anything can be dank, but it has to be really great to be dankalankadingdong.

"These ruffles cheddar cheese chips are dankalankadingdong."
.or.
"going to the beach would be dankalankadingdong."

by madeinguam June 5, 2009

Dankwanker

An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.

"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"

by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014