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The Dankest dankness available from any provider of the dankity dankness.
"Yo, lets go pick up some of that DANKALANK once we get our child support check."
dankalank by Darnalll December 10, 2008

hankypankying 

having sexual intercourse with your bitch
YO DAWG!

I was caught hankypankying with my bitch, I grabbed her hair and pinned that ass towards the wall while she screamed my fucking name.

Dankwanker 

One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.
Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
Dankwanker by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014

wankypanky 

the act of a dude showing his vagina for all to see
Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy
wankypanky by baller156383 March 2, 2011

dankalankadingdong 

A high form of dankness. The highest class of awesome. Anything can be dank, but it has to be really great to be dankalankadingdong.
"These ruffles cheddar cheese chips are dankalankadingdong."
.or.
"going to the beach would be dankalankadingdong."

Dankwanker 

An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.
"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
Dankwanker by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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