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The Dankest dankness available from any provider of the dankity dankness.
"Yo, lets go pick up some of that DANKALANK once we get our child support check."
dankalank by Darnalll December 10, 2008

hankypankying 

having sexual intercourse with your bitch
YO DAWG!

I was caught hankypankying with my bitch, I grabbed her hair and pinned that ass towards the wall while she screamed my fucking name.

Dankwanker 

One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.
Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
Dankwanker by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014

wankypanky 

the act of a dude showing his vagina for all to see
Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy
wankypanky by baller156383 March 2, 2011

dankalankadingdong 

A high form of dankness. The highest class of awesome. Anything can be dank, but it has to be really great to be dankalankadingdong.
"These ruffles cheddar cheese chips are dankalankadingdong."
.or.
"going to the beach would be dankalankadingdong."

Dankwanker 

A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.
"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
Dankwanker by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014