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bankometer by Ross Hog November 26, 2010
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Bantometer
Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
Bantometer by Mr BigG April 22, 2015
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Best Barometer
This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.
Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
Best Barometer by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
Bangometric Pressure
Closely correlates to the chance of penetration. The higher the Bangometric Pressure, the higher the probability of "Getting it on" will be.
Did you feel that? She just checked me out, The Bangometric Pressure in here just got raised.
Man, I talked about my ex too much, I felt the Bangometric Pressure drop.
Man, I talked about my ex too much, I felt the Bangometric Pressure drop.
Bangometric Pressure by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014
Shit Barometer
Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.
"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"
Shit Barometer by Stall101 October 29, 2009
barometer poop
When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.
barometer poop by nonfish September 29, 2014
Bombay barometer
That miraculous sensor situated in the anal tract that enables the operator to determine whether the chamber is loaded with gas or solid matter, before risking a fart. The Bombay barometer may give faulty readings when, for example, swamped by large quantities of beer and curry, with disastrous results.
Bombay barometer by bromp January 20, 2009
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