Daniel's Corollary 

In response to "Xabys Law" (people that have pronouns listed in their social media profile are certifiably insane 99% of the time), A TikTok account "DanFromHR" introduced Daniel's Corollary (or The Christian Corollary) which is- if someone has the words "Christian", "Catholic", "Jesus/God is King", reference scripture, the bible or "Jesus Loves You" in their social media profile, there is a 90% chance they will either 1. Go in direct opposition of Christian values/edicts 2. Tell you "Jesus Loves You" when they can't debate your point or 3. Weaponize their Christianity and act oppressed.

We were in this really good debate about Abortion and sure enough someone came into the live and said we were all going to hell for "murdering babies" - checked out the profile, and of course, Daniel's Corollary as he had a scripture verse in his profile. After telling us we were all going to hell and that we were responsible for murdering hundreds of millions of babies, he insulted us and then said Jesus loved us before the moderator finally blocked him.

Daniel's Corollary by TheJestersSon45 April 11, 2023

Daniel's Bananas 

A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.

This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.

It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.

"Daniel's bananas!! I had just the right number of stamps for my envelopes!"

Daniel's Bananas by abudobby July 11, 2019

Daniel's Girlfriend 

The Daniel is of Italian-Barbaric decent. This creature has demonstrated to be typically attracted to females of usually the same species whom range between 200lbs to >9000lbs of body weight. The Daniel preys on other mammals typically twice its own size in surface area and has shown to be uninterested in any female that does not match up to his mating standards.

Oh shit! The Daniel's Girlfriend is walking by, everyone brace for an earthquake!
fat bitches

Daniel's Girlfriend by Nac.I.Xem June 17, 2009

Daniel's Toes

A long toed creature who resembles Steve from minecraft. He will steal your bestfriend, take them to the zoo, and feed them to gorillas. He is also a slut shamer.

Daniel's Toes, if you are reading this please stop using your instagram story as a hockey highlights account. And please send more goldfish to yours truly. If you don't then I will feed you to the gorillas.

Daniel's Toes by goldfeeshlover April 25, 2020

daniel's list 

Daniels's list is a colloquial term that relates to a list of girls who Daniel (or any other male) may like.

The list is often devised by friends of Daniel (or the male) and is often used to imply that they like everyone.

Some people believe the list is physical, others believe it's metaphorical, and others ignore the whole thing.

Have you seen Daniel's list? It's rather large now

I don't think Daniel's list is actually real, I know he only likes a few people.

daniel's list by Little Dicklet March 23, 2017

Daniel's Girlfriend 

The hottest shit on the planet.

Here comes Daniel's Girlfriend, ya'll better put on your sunglasses or that ass will burn your eyes out it's so hot.

Daniel's Girlfriend by vklwrbfiyhryigfwRKUG February 14, 2017

Daniel's Universe 

Daniel's Universe, known as Veronica Rose Sazura. Daniel's love of his life. He swore he layed heart eyes on her till now, the special place for her in his heart never disappeared.

Daniel: You are my universe, Daniel's Universe.
now cmere lemme smooch my bb

Daniel's Universe by NinisDanDan June 16, 2020