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Daniel-san

A nickname parents give their child after watching Karate Kid too many times in a row. Often times, these type of parents will also call the child Grasshopper.
Parent #1: Hey that movie was great wasn't it? I like the first one the best though.

Parent #2: Yeah, but Hillary Swank is hot!

Parent #1: Hey we should call our child that.

Parent #2: Yeah that would be totally Awesome. Daniel-san!

Defenseless Child: Yes Parent #2?

Parent #2: Wash the dishes Grasshopper!
by DarkWolf August 25, 2006
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Daniel-San

The two strokes after the Sexy Slide where you put your hammer in and out twice while simultaneously honking her nose with your knuckles and making an audible “honk, honk” noise.
Yo last night Trudie and I was gettin to it and I gave her the Daniel-San right after the Sexy Slide. I honked so loud the neighbors thought Ringling was in town.
by Scotty Nice September 5, 2019
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Daniel san

a cyka blyat that is big and scary

ps: he can kill you with air
ohh look its daniel san
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Dirty Daniel San

When a guy ejaculates on a woman's ass, makes the wax on wax off motion on each cheek, and then yells "Ah, Dirty Daniel San!"
Dude, you should have seen it, it was quite the clean up, but then I was like, "Ah, Dirty Daniel San!"
by BubbleGutz November 6, 2012
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Daniel Sanchez

Daniel Sanchez is the funniest and sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He always lights up a room and cares for all his friends. He’s not afraid to stand up to anyone and fears nothing (except maybe spiders). He’s super good looking and all the ladies simp over him. You’re really lucky if you have a Daniel Sanchez, hold on to him and never let go
by Dave From Sales August 21, 2021
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Daniel Sanderson

A person that stops every five minutes to get his dick wet with his girlfriend while out with male friends
Guy1 stops and starts kissing his girlfriend
Guy2 “I don’t like guy1 especially when he keeps stopping”
Guy3 “yeah he’s such a Daniel Sanderson”
by BDAY2 December 21, 2017
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santoni daniel

A type of teenage boy in high school that has no sense nor eye sight; or a male boy that has a lot of hoes; a boy that lies about not having hoes; and a boy that is self consumed.
If your like Santoni Daniels you will not have a girlfriend.
by Nani Rose March 31, 2017
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