Dandylion 

The act of ejaculating in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a sexual partner(s) in the face with the condom.

Omg, after sex I dandylioned that whore Joanna!! There was cum everywhere!!!!

Dandylion by J. Mateos June 14, 2008

dandylion 

a girl who acts tough but is really just insecure and sad

Joe: What is betty doing? why is she hurting all those girls?

Mike: Aww, shes just being a dandylion

dandylion by XxxxomgxxxX January 31, 2010

Dandelion 

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.

Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."

Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017

Dandelion 

The plant that spreads the most pollen because it comes apart so easily like soggy bread.

Person A: Does Cindy like Daniel?
Person B: Yea
Person A: Dandelion is true

Dandelion by Aarcy April 19, 2017

dandylions

Lions that are extremely happy or playful.

Fred and I went to the zoo and saw some dandylions there.

dandylions by garr8skot January 22, 2009

dandelionlighters 

Dandelionlighters (dandi for short) is a genius, an inspiration and a hero to all. Dandi is the incredible author of Cast yourself (you are a spell), the brilliant hosie and harry potter fan fiction ever created (certainly better than JK Rowling's) with over 4K kudos (but deserves more if you ask me).

"OMG did you see dandi just updated a new chapter of hosie hogwarts, it was incredible!"
"Dandi please dont kill Josie off :("

"Dandelionlighters is my hero!"

dandelionlighters by hosieendgame October 26, 2020

Handylion 

The act of getting a handjob, preferably in the shower.

"Dude, how far did you get with the chick last night."

"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."

"In the shower?"

"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."

Handylion by DJCrohn January 30, 2009