Dandylion
The act of ejaculating in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a sexual partner(s) in the face with the condom.
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Dandelion
An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.
Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."
Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017
dandelionlighters
Dandelionlighters (dandi for short) is a genius, an inspiration and a hero to all. Dandi is the incredible author of Cast yourself (you are a spell), the brilliant hosie and harry potter fan fiction ever created (certainly better than JK Rowling's) with over 4K kudos (but deserves more if you ask me).
"OMG did you see dandi just updated a new chapter of hosie hogwarts, it was incredible!"
"Dandi please dont kill Josie off :("
"Dandelionlighters is my hero!"
"Dandi please dont kill Josie off :("
"Dandelionlighters is my hero!"
dandelionlighters by hosieendgame October 26, 2020
Handylion
"Dude, how far did you get with the chick last night."
"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."
"In the shower?"
"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."
"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."
"In the shower?"
"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."