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Handylion 

The act of getting a handjob, preferably in the shower.
"Dude, how far did you get with the chick last night."

"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."

"In the shower?"

"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."
Handylion by DJCrohn February 28, 2009

Small Handling

Getting fisted by many midgets at a time. Small Handling occurs most of time in the butt.
Eric got drunk last night and got a small handling.

Thomas was terrified once he caught Eric getting a small handling by two asian male midgets in his bedroom.
Small Handling by moleycyrass December 30, 2014

handling it 

getting shit done; taking care of business, or mack-ing on ladies.
Rich did such a good job at work yesterday. Want to know why? He handled it.

Dan is handling it with Emily. They are going home tonight together.
handling it by savannahjane August 16, 2010

meat handling 

When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.
That was some serious meat handling!
meat handling by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Fam-Handling 

When a group of one male and several females are performing group sex and an argument ensues over who is the successor of all other females and is granted authority to masturbate the male to climax.
"Listen Jerry, I tell ya last night was crazy...we all took a bunch of drugs and started going at it. One girl tried to finish me off and the others got jealous, it was like they were playing king of the hill for my junk, wasn't shortly thereafter a fam-handling session broke out. Liz won...Im not too happy about that, she has a lot of calluses..."
Fam-Handling by mikiter September 9, 2013

handling 

Any physical sexual interaction between two individuals that is beyond the intention of friendship.
Last night Natasha was handling the Nako from UCLA all night long.
handling by Violeta De la Cruz March 16, 2009
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