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A protrusion from the anal cavity similar to a hemorrhoid however this occurs as a direct result of extensive abusive use of over sized dildos and anal plugs causing anal fissures. Named after the founding member of Damzer society.
Jill was worried when she went to the doctors office for anal aches and pains but was relieved when Dr Jones diagnosed her problem as a Damzer and could easily be cured with a liquid diet and prescription lube for the next six weeks.
Damzer by Dr Bradburry September 11, 2021
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Damzer (Noun) Similar to an anal fissure but specifically resulting from intense anal pegging without proper lubrication.

Damzed (Verb) The act of damaging the anal wall from rough anal sex play
Peter was embarrassed to visit the local clinic because he feared he would have to explain how he knew he had a "damzer" as a result of the poor life decisions he made last weekend.
Peter drank so much the previous weekend that he found himself being "damzed' by a complete stranger he met at the party.
Damzer by Dr Bradburry September 15, 2021
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(Noun) An extremely painful, bulging golf-ball sized hemorrhoid-like wound resulting from abnormal blood vessel formation. Unlike venous hemorrhoids a Damzer is a formation resulting from the irritation of abnormal arterial structures around the taint or anus. Often times the diagnosis differentiates that a Damzer differs from the common hemorrhoid in that Damzer pulsates and throbs due to the proximity of the arterial vein.
Nancy returned from her honeymoon in extreme pain. Upon her visit to the emergency room the doctor quickly recognized her Damzer by its pulsating golf-ball sized characteristics.
Damzer by Dr Bradburry September 23, 2021

Poe Dameron 

The most babygirl out of all Star Wars characters.
Friend: Yo I heard you liked Poe Dameron.
Me: He's my wife
Poe Dameron by cemeritus May 13, 2023
A type of bread that is made out of flour and water and is cooked over a camp fire. Damper is typically eaten with jam, marmalade or butter.
Daniella: I hate camping!
Olivia: Eh, the food is not bad.
Leah: Um no, the damper is so good. DAMPER!!
Damper by DamperLover123 June 18, 2017

Damperfan 

An individual who enjoys listening to the podcast Dampercast, the official podcast of generation Y on iTunes by themselves.
I am one of many Damperfans found around the world listening to dampercast.
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Damper than a Pamper 

A much more cringey way to say "Moister than an Oyster".
Me: "Girl, you're moister than an oyster."
Girl: "Ewwww omg, I hate that word!"
Me: "Then you're damper than a pamper."
Girl: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"
Damper than a Pamper by Bigge3 July 30, 2017
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