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Person who never knows what's going on around him.
Twisted, mentally unbalanced, idiot, dazed.Often talking nonsense bullshit.Thick,never learns from his mistakes.
Mark said, he got sucked from work today for insulting manager. again.It's his third job this week.He will never change,he's a dazer man.
dazer by VOL-TEK March 23, 2013
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Dazer • Dazerek • dazerve • dazery • Cheese Dazer • Slazer dazer • daler • Daner • dater • Dager
dazer (dA-zer)

(n) an infected penis that results in causing venereal disease and/or infections that result in a burning sensation in the genitalia of sexual partners

A dick that is so infected it has the same burning effect of a laser beam - dick + laser = dazer
I spent one night with Mitch and his dazer and I've been on antibiotics ever since!
dazer by X'xereaoux January 2, 2011
A person of minute stature, intensely interested in the scatalogical fields, tends to drive poorly engineered cars by choice. could wield a spanner, if you gaffa taped it to his shaking hands. Also characterised by an extremely swollen groinal area.
Dazer by Ben July 8, 2003

Cheese Dazer 

A type of bowl you can smoke from a bong consisting of marijuana, parmesan cheese and often tobacco. The bowl tends to put you in a daze, which often hits you way harder than a regular marijuana bowl.
Lets get super high and smoke some cheese dazers!
Cheese Dazer by dazerking November 30, 2016

Slazer dazer 

It's what you call the cool people in your life
Person1: Hey Slazer Dazer
Person2: But my name is Alex....
Person1 with a sword in hand: Slazer Dazer.

Poe Dameron 

The most babygirl out of all Star Wars characters.
Friend: Yo I heard you liked Poe Dameron.
Me: He's my wife
Poe Dameron by cemeritus May 13, 2023
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