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Origionally the great race AssHatians created the word to mean he who can not mate with anything other then their right hand.
You just like a Dayzero. Or quit acting like DayZero
dayzero by Darushin June 16, 2004
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Dayzero of OMNI is an AssHat.
dayzero by DigitalisAkujin June 15, 2004

Day Zero 

The day when you wake up and are 100% free from any bondages of a boss, because you are now getting paid without having to work—you have graduated from a tired-and-broke entrepreneur (who used to slave for sixty to eighty hours a week for yourself to avoid working forty hours a week for someone else) to a passivepreneur.
From Day Zero, you no longer need an alarm clock as you could sleep through until you feel like waking up to have your breakfast at any time of the day.
Day Zero by Fasters January 28, 2023

Day Zero 

Day Zero /dā/zēˌrō/
The day all your debts are paid and you have a lifetime of fuck everyone money to do whatever with whatever you choose.
On my Day Zero I will buy a sailboat, get back at my ex, have the party of the century, and change the world .
Day Zero by Dr Neurohacker November 25, 2019

dazzerooney

a DAZZEROONEY is a male that is very attractive and he has the ability to woo any woman he wishes
that guy over there, he is one real dazzerooney
dazzerooney by kirst the worst August 21, 2006

Day Zero 

When a country registers not even one local, foreign, or imported case of corona infection or death.
When a vaccine became available, how long would most developed countries have to wait before they’d celebrate Day Zero?
Day Zero by MathPlus November 11, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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