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dairy area 

A lady's breasts.
"Get your hands away from my dairy area."
dairy area by evelyn52 January 9, 2012

Dairyrhea 

The condition of having loose stools when you are lactose intolerant and you consumed dairy products.
I had to end the date short after our milkshakes because I had a horrible case of dairyrhea.
Dairyrhea by Bernard Bangwanger January 12, 2011

Dairylea Grand Prix 

The biscuit game, but for kids on council estates.
"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"

"Sure thing Wayne! Why, I'll do anything to punish a big company for their short-sighted copywriting. Now get your cock out"

Darareaksmey 

Darareaksmey is the caring, nice, type of person if you're feeling down he will be there to make sure you're okay
Friend: Whos that guy over there he's so nice

Friend: oh it's that new guy Darareaksmey
Darareaksmey by RedditorSS December 1, 2019

Dairylea Dunking 

The act of smearing dairylea cheese around a loved ones anus, sexing said anus, then having your loved one lick the cheese off of your penis. The penis acts as the breadstick.
Martin: Hey Adam wanna try dairylea dunking?
Adam: Yeah but im doing the dunking

Dairylea bell 

The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea
Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story