Dairyarea

The very large rump that results from eating too much rich dairy products.

Did you see Marie’s huge ass? Too much late night ice cream has lead to her immense dairyarea.

by miwok September 5, 2020

dairy area

A lady's breasts.

"Get your hands away from my dairy area."

by evelyn52 January 9, 2012

Dairyrhea

The condition of having loose stools when you are lactose intolerant and you consumed dairy products.

I had to end the date short after our milkshakes because I had a horrible case of dairyrhea.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 12, 2011

Dairylea Grand Prix

The biscuit game, but for kids on council estates.

"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"

"Sure thing Wayne! Why, I'll do anything to punish a big company for their short-sighted copywriting. Now get your cock out"

by sarcastnick March 10, 2009

Darareaksmey

Darareaksmey is the caring, nice, type of person if you're feeling down he will be there to make sure you're okay

Friend: Whos that guy over there he's so nice

Friend: oh it's that new guy Darareaksmey

by RedditorSS December 1, 2019

Dairylea Dunking

The act of smearing dairylea cheese around a loved ones anus, sexing said anus, then having your loved one lick the cheese off of your penis. The penis acts as the breadstick.

Martin: Hey Adam wanna try dairylea dunking?
Adam: Yeah but im doing the dunking

by dickfadge mc gurty March 6, 2009

Dairylea bell

The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea

Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 23, 2010