To sneak up to someone in the dark and beat them with a clock, light, fan, or broken shower head. You can also drop these objects on your victem while they are asleep. Feel free to squirt water on them and/or turn on their lights to better surprise them if they've really made you mad. Often screaming the word "dairdair" gives a more creeped out effect.
If you don't stop prank-calling me at 3:00 in the morning, I'm gonna freakin' dairdair you, and you won't like it!
1. The oppression forced upon humans by cows by the use of dairy products.
2. A feeling of depression due to the quantity of dairy products you use.
3. Cows forcing us to be dependent on dairy products but knowing how they contribute to global warming in turn slowly making Earth uninhabitable.
Today I felt really dairyppressed due to how much milk I drank. The cows are intensifying their dairyppression.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.