To sneak up to someone in the dark and beat them with a clock, light, fan, or broken shower head. You can also drop these objects on your victem while they are asleep. Feel free to squirt water on them and/or turn on their lights to better surprise them if they've really made you mad. Often screaming the word "dairdair" gives a more creeped out effect.
If you don't stopprank-calling me at 3:00 in the morning, I'm gonna freakin' dairdair you, and you won't like it!
1. The oppression forced upon humans by cows by the use of dairy products.
2. A feeling of depression due to the quantity of dairy products you use.
3. Cows forcing us to be dependent on dairy products but knowing how they contribute to global warming in turn slowly making Earth uninhabitable.
Today I felt really dairyppressed due to how much milk I drank. The cows are intensifying their dairyppression.