Dairylea

The surface of ones bumhole which is entirely covered with a thick layer of white semi-solid substance. The exterior is harmful to mankind and is only rimmable by a supreme wigger

Jee willackers I can't believe that wigger "Brosnan" could survive that torture of the dreaded Dairylea. His tongue must be one spicy cheese dunkah!

by Max Philpott, Metin, Tom Cow July 11, 2008

Dairylea

the art of 'dunking' a girl, in other words; fingering a girl. Or in some unusal cases a guy.

JACK- Did you Dairylea her last night Dave?

Dave- No chance, did you see her face?

by Jack Lodge August 22, 2007

Dairylea It

to encourage the movement of a football across a pitch during a game of soccer, to spread the ball

Harry: "Dairylea it"
Billy: "Over it Comes

by Billy Meredith June 12, 2008

Dairylea Dunking

The act of smearing dairylea cheese around a loved ones anus, sexing said anus, then having your loved one lick the cheese off of your penis. The penis acts as the breadstick.

Martin: Hey Adam wanna try dairylea dunking?
Adam: Yeah but im doing the dunking

by dickfadge mc gurty October 28, 2008

Dairylea bell

The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea

Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 23, 2010

Dairylea Dunkers

A food product.
Plastic, watery cheese and cardboard sticks of bread.
People have a tendancy to be over protective of them.

Hey you, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 27, 2005

dairylea dunking

when a man jizzes into a womens pussy then takes his dick out of her and makes her suck on. He then puts it back into her pussy, takes it out and makes her suck on it again etc just like with a dairylea dunker.

hey i had an awesome session of dairylea dunking last night

by gingerjake February 25, 2009