Dairylea 

The surface of ones bumhole which is entirely covered with a thick layer of white semi-solid substance. The exterior is harmful to mankind and is only rimmable by a supreme wigger

Jee willackers I can't believe that wigger "Brosnan" could survive that torture of the dreaded Dairylea. His tongue must be one spicy cheese dunkah!

Dairylea by Max Philpott, Metin, Tom Cow June 23, 2008

Dairylea 

the art of 'dunking' a girl, in other words; fingering a girl. Or in some unusal cases a guy.

JACK- Did you Dairylea her last night Dave?

Dave- No chance, did you see her face?

Dairylea by Jack Lodge August 27, 2007

Dairylea Grand Prix 

The biscuit game, but for kids on council estates.

"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"

"Sure thing Wayne! Why, I'll do anything to punish a big company for their short-sighted copywriting. Now get your cock out"

Dairylea Grand Prix by sarcastnick March 10, 2009

Dairylea Dunking 

The act of smearing dairylea cheese around a loved ones anus, sexing said anus, then having your loved one lick the cheese off of your penis. The penis acts as the breadstick.

Martin: Hey Adam wanna try dairylea dunking?
Adam: Yeah but im doing the dunking

Dairylea Dunking by dickfadge mc gurty March 6, 2009

Dairylea bell 

The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea

Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story

Dairylea bell by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 23, 2010

Dairylea Dunkers 

A food product.
Plastic, watery cheese and cardboard sticks of bread.
People have a tendancy to be over protective of them.

Hey you, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

Dairylea Dunkers by Ali-Pimp June 1, 2005

dairylea dunking 

when a man jizzes into a womens pussy then takes his dick out of her and makes her suck on. He then puts it back into her pussy, takes it out and makes her suck on it again etc just like with a dairylea dunker.

hey i had an awesome session of dairylea dunking last night

dairylea dunking by gingerjake February 25, 2009