Dairylea

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The surface of ones bumhole which is entirely covered with a thick layer of white semi-solid substance. The exterior is harmful to mankind and is only rimmable by a supreme wigger

Jee willackers I can't believe that wigger "Brosnan" could survive that torture of the dreaded Dairylea. His tongue must be one spicy cheese dunkah!

Dairylea by Max Philpott, Metin, Tom Cow June 23, 2008

Words you can keep

Dairylea

the art of 'dunking' a girl, in other words; fingering a girl. Or in some unusal cases a guy.

JACK- Did you Dairylea her last night Dave?

Dave- No chance, did you see her face?

Dairylea by Jack Lodge August 27, 2007

Dairylea Grand Prix

The biscuit game, but for kids on council estates.

"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"

"Sure thing Wayne! Why, I'll do anything to punish a big company for their short-sighted copywriting. Now get your cock out"

Dairylea Grand Prix by sarcastnick March 10, 2009

Dairylea Dunking

The act of smearing dairylea cheese around a loved ones anus, sexing said anus, then having your loved one lick the cheese off of your penis. The penis acts as the breadstick.

Martin: Hey Adam wanna try dairylea dunking?
Adam: Yeah but im doing the dunking

Dairylea Dunking by dickfadge mc gurty March 6, 2009

Dairylea bell

The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea

Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story

Dairylea bell by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 23, 2010

Dairylea Dunkers

A food product.
Plastic, watery cheese and cardboard sticks of bread.
People have a tendancy to be over protective of them.

Hey you, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

Dairylea Dunkers by Ali-Pimp June 1, 2005

dairylea dunking

when a man jizzes into a womens pussy then takes his dick out of her and makes her suck on. He then puts it back into her pussy, takes it out and makes her suck on it again etc just like with a dairylea dunker.

hey i had an awesome session of dairylea dunking last night

dairylea dunking by gingerjake February 25, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026