Dagonit 

dangit for a redneck

well dagonit i lost my cow !

Dagonit by Milkinnthacows September 19, 2010

Dragonite 

Dragonite is a very powerful pseudo legendary Dragon/Flying type Pokémon. It's basically the Pokémon equivalent of the noob tube. It has an extremely OP ability in Multiscale, which cuts damage from the first attack it takes while at full health in half. This can be circumvented with the use of Stealth Rocks to chip a god 1/4 of its HP away when it enters the battle field, but that rarely ever matters since it's commonly used as a lead and almost always is accompanied by a Pokémon capable of getting rid of said entry hazard. Because of said ability, even most Ice type attacks (which it has a 4 times weaknesses to) won't OHKO a standard Dragonite, much less a bulky set. It's also problematic in that it has access to Dragon Dance, which raises both Attack and Speed one stage, as well as Extreme Speed, a move with high priority that almost always attacks first. Its Outrage attack is a death sentence, especially after an Attack boost. You would think the existence of Fairy type Pokémon would hinder its performance in today's metagame due to their immunity to its Dragon type moves, but such is sadly not the case because Dragonite also has Steel Wing and Iron Tail in its arsenal to one shot any pesky fae in its way. Dragonite is truly the king of all OU Dragon type Pokémon.

Guy 1: So I ALMOST had him, but then he pulled out his Dragonite and swept my team after getting a Dragon Dance up while I switched into my Fairy type and wrecked everything I had left.
Guy 2: Don't feel bad dude, it's fucking Dragonite. Son of a bitch has been OP since Gen V.
Guy 1: Ugh, why the hell doesn't smogon just ban the damn thing?
Guy 2: For real. It's too easy to sweep with and there aren't that many good counters or checks against it. It's just a pain in the ass.

Dragonite by FatherofGray February 7, 2014

dragonite 

In the game: A really good pokemon that can learn a wide variety of attacks with good stats all-around, especially attack.

In the anime: A really shitty pokemon that lost to a yellow piece of shit called pikachu.

What!?!?! pikachu actually defeated a dragonite but couldn't win against an elekid? That's bullshit!!!!

dragonite by *#.. May 25, 2007

Dragonite 

Dragonite, The evolved form of Dragonair. Dragonair evolves into Dragonite at Level 55, so if you wan't a Dragonite, be able and ready to train you're Dratini/Dragonair. It is a very cool pokemon because it can learn many diffrent moves.

Dragonite is a dragon and flying types pokemon

Dragonite by sonicbro789 November 26, 2010

Dragonite 

Dragonite, this pokemon is the pre-evolution of Dragonair, unfortunatley, to own this bad-boy, you have to capture a Dratini and train up a shit-load of levels till you get the almighty Dragonite. Do watch out for its Hyper Beam move, as it will fuck you up royal.

Your Dragonair just evolved to a Dragonite!

Gamer : Shit yeah! Get out of my way niggers or I will Hyper Beam yo ass!

Dragonite by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009

Daggonit 

Mildly pissed. You have been slighted, short changed, given promises by a woman, and she forgot all about the promises. A more refined, mannerly way of letting someone know you're pissed than saying Doggonit.

I was promised a supply of very upscale meats and cheeses, and Daggonit she gave it out to everyone but me. Hope they all get diarrhea.

Daggonit by Super Chocolate Munch July 27, 2006

dabonitwagwan 

Greeting used by top shaggers

'Alright tom' 'dabonitwagwan' 'dabonitwagwan'

dabonitwagwan by D4bonitw4gw4m January 4, 2021