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The acronym for "Dude you're such a boner."

This is most commonly used in writing, via text message, chat, or posts.

A quick easy term used to let somebody know they're being lame or acting like a boner. Can also be used as a sarcastic greeting - hey what's up?
1) What up?
2) Just playing WOW, you?
3) DYSAB.

1) I'm not gonna make it to poker tonight bro, sorry.
2) DYSAB.

1) Yo, what is DYSAB???
2) Look it up on UD.
3) DYSAB.

1) DYSAB.
2) So is your mom.
DYSAB by WordMasterPhlex March 24, 2010
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Learning disability is often confused with dyslexia and mental health problems. Mencap* describes dyslexia as a “learning difficulty” because, unlike learning disability, it does not affect intellect.
*The Royal Mencap Society is a charity based in the UK that works with people with a learning disability, founded in 1946 by Judy Fryd.
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dysanthrope by dysanthropy January 1, 2010
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