DOUCHELAROO

Usually used for a male to male but can be a female using it on a male.
When somebody does something to ruin the moment or a plan
Not meant to be interpreted to inflict a fight, used on a friend to friend level.
When you call someone that it’s usually the last word !!

Your friend calls you to cancel plans made weeks ago to go to a sold out concert at the last minute because it’s his wedding anniversary day !!!!!!
“Are you kidding me you didn’t remember it was your ANIVERSARY !!! You are such a DOUCHELAROO!!!

DOUCHELAROO by Wonteverstop December 16, 2020

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

Douchelation by Raixor February 16, 2013

douchearoo 

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.

Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo

douchearoo by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

Doucheroo

Pronunciation: Douche-uh-roo.
Definion: Anyone who acts like a total douche or asshole.
take girls virginity and leaves them.

Yo that guy zach is a doucheroo!

Doucheroo by platypussyrex November 15, 2009

Douchecarrot 

A guy from the shore area of New Jersey with an orange tan and green hair.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just the resident douchebag.
Guy 1: You mean douchecarrot?
Douchecarrot: Bitch, I get so much pussy you have a small dick!
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure girls masturbate with you all the time, Mr. Carrot.

Douchecarrot by EggtasticTaco June 16, 2011

Douchealarious 

Douche-bag yet hilarious.

"That was douchealarious"

Douchealarious by ;b September 8, 2011

douchekazoo

A douche who is so annoyingly loud, even a kazoo cannot surpass his annoyance

Timmy "dilgasblkvb aiosjgnasb eslfgbaohgbagbasgbaslhgb;aeojbf"
Jack Ferrum "that kid is such a douchekazoo"

douchekazoo by douchekazoo231 May 22, 2014