DJS  

(Dubai Jerk Syndrome): a disease breaking out faster than fire in the woods, it hits the 20something to 30something Dubai guy, usually a clean, lean metrosexual looking dude, and is also a self-confessed player, thinking it's cool to have 2398 friends on facebook, and 98 picture albums of him and his "bitches" in a flashy club, acting like dumbass drunkards. Said infected guy, also usually walks like a homosexual, talks like a homosexual, dances like a homosexual... but doesn't admit to being one.

A guy with DJS also can't hold a coherent conversation for longer than 10 minutes, on average, before wanting to "fool around", which is a mere excuse for his lack of conversational skills.

1- "hmmm..so you met him in dubai , are u sure he doesn't have the DJS disease? it's an epidemic , btw"

2- "i'm sorry babe looks like your bf has the DJS"

DJS by togetheragainstDJS July 7, 2008

Djs Grandma 

a fat ugly and grandma

did you see Djs grandma walking out of that buffet

Djs Grandma by n0t_billy November 22, 2021

DJs behaving badly 

A really cool podcast about someone claiming to be a DJ but really there not.

Yay there a new podcast on DJs behaving badly just cam out on Spotify.

DJs behaving badly by Mr H Jones February 4, 2022

Real DJs Do Real Things

Coined back in 1994 by world famous mixtape DJ, DJ Emir. The phrase describes the types of actions and activities One would expect of a Real DJ.

Real DJs Do Real Things means: Doing things in a grandiose manner. Always delivering a strong performance even on his or her worst day. Being well respected, feared and/or hated by many who aren't doing things in a grandiose manner. Touring, showcasing and being featured around the globe. Constantly grinding, marketing, practicing and innovating to stay relevant in changing times. Always striving to become better, learning what they can from their peers and inspiring their peers to learn from them as well.

A Real DJ never simply copies, but rather takes an idea and makes it their own through uniquely applied changes and stylistic execution. Real DJs do their homework and come to the show prepared to amaze. Real DJs have burn out cross-faders. There are many more things we can list here but we'll leave it at: Real DJs make sure they leave everyone ultra happy, completely in awe and saying "damn that DJ made my day"

"DJ Craze, DJ Vajra, DJ Silva Sirfa, DJ Emir, DJ Qbert, DJ Scottie B, Dangerous Dan, DJ Jazzy Jeff and DJ Z-Trip are all examples of Real DJs That Do Real Things. They never fake anything on stage, they are always prepared to put on a great show and always deliver a stunning performance."

"DJ AM (R.I.P.), DJ Roc Raida (R.I.P.), DJ Jam Master Jay (R.I.P.) were all great DJs, Real DJs that also did Real things, toured performed before thousands and achieved greatness."

"OMG DJ A-Trak completely killed it with the beat juggles and scratches! Word The F Up... Real DJs Do Real Things!"

"Damn DJ Emir's made us Dance all night! I know and his mixtapes are hard as hell! Now I understand what he means by Real DJs Do Real Things"

"I partied til the sun came up cause DJ Scottie B was throwing down something wicked! Real DJs Do Real Things!"

Real DJs Do Real Things by Real DJs Do Real Things September 30, 2009

1000 homo DJs 

Side project of Al Jourgensen's primarily composed of members from Nine Inch Nails (Trent Reznor aka Ike Krull) and Ministry (Bill Rieflin aka Wee Willie Reefer; Al Jourgensen aka Buck Satan (vocals) and Hypo Luxa (producer)

most famous for their 1994 cover of Black Sabbath's "Supernaut". There is a rumor that Trent Reznor does the vocals for this track, but because of legal problems with his record company, the vox was distorted and credit was given to Mr. Buck Satan.

There are two different stories as to how this side-project came about... one is said that it was created through Al's distate of a poor mix of a Revolting Cocks song. Another was through his worry that the final mixes from THE LAND OF RAPE & HONEY would never see the light of day.

Whichever story, thus was born that Jim Nash, co-founder of WaxTrax!, confided to him that "a thousand homo DJs would hear it!"

(I'm sure some politically correct pussy will blast this definition because of the use of the word HOMO. Look, I didn't make the name, I'm simply reporting it on urbandictionary.com. End of story.)

1000 homo DJs by Ricky Roma February 17, 2004

Ministry of DJs 

A place where you should go to learn to dj, produce music and scratch

Hey you are good dj! Did you ministry of djs ?

Ministry of DJs by Uncle Bob November 22, 2021

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djsqjfjsqfjsqhhfujfdsfeqs by lacMC9 January 29, 2023