(Dubai Jerk Syndrome): a disease breaking out faster than fire in the woods, it hits the 20something to 30something Dubai guy, usually a clean, lean metrosexual looking dude, and is also a self-confessed player, thinking it's cool to have 2398 friends on facebook, and 98 picture albums of him and his "bitches" in a flashy club, acting like dumbass drunkards. Said infected guy, also usually walks like a homosexual, talks like a homosexual, dances like a homosexual... but doesn't admit to being one.

A guy with DJS also can't hold a coherent conversation for longer than 10 minutes, on average, before wanting to "fool around", which is a mere excuse for his lack of conversational skills.

Let me die.