DJS

(Dubai Jerk Syndrome): a disease breaking out faster than fire in the woods, it hits the 20something to 30something Dubai guy, usually a clean, lean metrosexual looking dude, and is also a self-confessed player, thinking it's cool to have 2398 friends on facebook, and 98 picture albums of him and his "bitches" in a flashy club, acting like dumbass drunkards. Said infected guy, also usually walks like a homosexual, talks like a homosexual, dances like a homosexual... but doesn't admit to being one.

A guy with DJS also can't hold a coherent conversation for longer than 10 minutes, on average, before wanting to "fool around", which is a mere excuse for his lack of conversational skills.

1- "hmmm..so you met him in dubai , are u sure he doesn't have the DJS disease? it's an epidemic , btw"

2- "i'm sorry babe looks like your bf has the DJS"

by togetheragainstDJS July 11, 2008

The DJ

when you rub a girls vagina like a dj scratches the turntable

im gonna do the dj on my girlfriend tonight

by thuggy23 June 11, 2009

dj

A boy who is the cutest ever. If you get the chance to meet a dj, dont let him go. He is so worth it, be careful though cause you will definitely fall for him. He is the sweetest most kind boy ever.

1: Ahhh, did you SEE dj?

2: OMG, yes! Isnt he so cute?!?!
1: YES! and soooooo nice too. I think I'm falling in love...

by loveyouuwu1909 March 30, 2019

Dj

This nigga will go down as a fucking legend

My nigga Dj is a fucking legend

by Thvf May 26, 2021

dj

hes one of the most caring people, he will always be there for you through tough and thin. hes one of the most funny people you will ever meet. if you need a smile just talk to dj because he will put a smile on your face.

dj is so funny

by djsgirlfriend January 6, 2020

dj

Shorthand for Disc-Jockey

no example

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

dj

a person every girl wants their clit rubbed , scratched , tone played & fingered and if they know how to do special tricks, buy him a ring and marry him

Girl i just met this guy who is a “DJ” last night, and i think im ready for marriage

by Tommy Jacketson March 27, 2021