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Dick Off Torso
The action of being ridin to the extent of having your member seperated from your midsection. Also known as De-cocking.
I would have gone to Stacey's party but last time I saw her she gave me the D.O.T.
D.O.T. by Connan March 24, 2007
Dick On Tap.

The procurement of a nonverbal agreement to have intercourse on frequent occasions over a certain amount of time. Frequent enough where said fucks cannot be defined as booty calls but aren't required to be a a confirmed relationship.

alternative uses of the phrase are "P.O.T."

as in:
Pussy On Tap or Penis on tap.
Nah dude I dont even have to shave my legs anymore, its D.O.T.
D.O.T. by zebrapoop May 3, 2011

D.O.T.P.J. 

Double Over the Pants Job.

Where a girl gives two guys over-the-pants hand jobs at the same time.
"On the bus to formal, me and my bro are gettin' D.O.T.P.J.'s from the same chick like a fucking DJ. I call that bitch Skrillex." -Dom Mazzetti
D.O.T.P.J. by Bazooka_Jane March 5, 2013

D.O.T.S.S 

When you open a carton of beer and chug down six with a funnel and hop on the stepping stone near your local grocery store.
joseph just chugged down six beers
He’s gonna get D.O.T.S.S
Just wait and watch him fail

D.O.T.S. 

the other man, an acronym D ick . O n. T he. S ide.
Hey girl ya man can't hang tonight better find some D.O.T.S.
D.O.T.S. by sexymamma4yaboi December 18, 2010

d.o.t.s. 

Person 1: Yo do u think he's mad at me for running over his dog with my car?
Person 2: Nah homie, it's fine: d.o.t.s..
d.o.t.s. by ickytoots April 1, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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