D.O.T.S.
D.O.T.S. by sexymamma4yaboi December 18, 2010
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D.O.T.S.S
When you open a carton of beer and chug down six with a funnel and hop on the stepping stone near your local grocery store.
D.O.T.S.S by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019
L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
C.O.D.P.T.S.D.
Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go
lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?
irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.
lady in grocerie store: CO wut???
irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since
lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary
irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.
lady in grocerie store: CO wut???
irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since
lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary
C.O.D.P.T.S.D. by highonlife37 April 23, 2011
D.Y.K.W.T.C.M.O.T.S
D.Y.K.W.T.C.M.O.T.S by Band1to January 18, 2020
L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F
L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F by anonymous March 1, 2021
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