D.O.T.S. 

the other man, an acronym D ick . O n. T he. S ide.

Hey girl ya man can't hang tonight better find some D.O.T.S.

D.O.T.S. by sexymamma4yaboi December 18, 2010

d.o.t.s. 

Don't OverThink Shit

Person 1: Yo do u think he's mad at me for running over his dog with my car?
Person 2: Nah homie, it's fine: d.o.t.s..

d.o.t.s. by ickytoots April 1, 2020

D.O.T.S.S 

When you open a carton of beer and chug down six with a funnel and hop on the stepping stone near your local grocery store.

joseph just chugged down six beers
He’s gonna get D.O.T.S.S
Just wait and watch him fail

D.O.T.S.S by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

C.O.D.P.T.S.D. 

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go

lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary

C.O.D.P.T.S.D. by highonlife37 April 23, 2011

D.Y.K.W.T.C.M.O.T.S 

D.Y.K.W.T.C.M.O.T.S = Do you know what they call me in the streets

D.Y.K.W.T.C.M.O.T.S streets They call me PENDEJO I don’t know what it means but it sound TUFF

D.Y.K.W.T.C.M.O.T.S by Band1to January 18, 2020

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F by anonymous March 1, 2021