D.I.C.S.

Detective inverstigators and consipiracy service

Turpin and Quinny D.I.C.S. we are here to investigate the death of Woodrow Wilson an we think you're responsible Murphy so fess up now while you still can

by Turpin October 14, 2006

D I C K S Q U A D

What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.

Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D

by milk>cream April 27, 2014

D.I.S.C.O

A girl who is Desirable, Irresistible, Super Sexy, Such a Cutie, and Oh oh oh.

She can also be Sweet as Candy.

She is D.I.S.C.O

by itsawildsnorlax April 16, 2009

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.

Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.

by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020

W.T.F.G.A.S.C.I.D.G.A.S.

an acronym for Who The Fuck Gives A Shit Cause I Don't Give A Shit.

Him: Damn! did that bitch just fall down the steps?
Me: Man! W.T.F.G.A.S.C.I.D.G.A.S.
Him: Yea! W.T.F.G.A.S.C.I.D.G.A.S., cause I don't

by Pimp Mack January 17, 2008

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010