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if this video was age restricted, there'd be no dislikes 

you usually come up to this in comment sections of youtube videos where the main subject of the video is mocking on a youtuber/related has, by myth, most of the audience are kids, usually age 9 or lower.
if the video is actually about that subject, and it has dislikes
IdubbzTV: *makes ricegum content cop video / disstrack*
video: *has dislikes*
people in the comment section: if this video was age restricted, there'd be no dislikes

Drestiny 

The condition suffered by a person whose limited wardrobe enables
others to predict what they will be wearing on specific days of the week.
Bill knew it was Tuesday because Tony was wearing his "I'm a Pepper" tee shirt and hunter green corduroy slacks.
Drestiny by Bobman March 13, 2004

drestebang 

A hot sexy man who loves to doggy style
DrEstebang sucked my cock!
drestebang by stonksandthekiss March 21, 2022

Drestability 

How easily one can fit into clothing. How many different sizes one can fit and still look and feel comfortable.
Mikey: Yo check out Gabe's new ensemble... I could never wear that size t-shirt with those jeans, I'd have to lose like 20 pounds...
Miguel: Yea man, Gabe has a high range of drestability because of his balanced body mass.
Mikey: fuckin nerd
Drestability by The_Flying_Nun March 2, 2019

Dresticles 

The official title for the fanbase of Meblourne rapper/singer Drest, used in the same way Justin Bieber uses 'Beliebers'
"yeah I'm somewhat of a Dresticle"

"Dresticles unite"
Dresticles by cliche_kid May 9, 2022
To make a lie one would obviously not believe.
When in a pickle in a text sometimes you just need to drest.
Drest by RaefTig December 7, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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